dirty kev's definitions

bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

nikey pikey

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.

these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

legal

Any female above the age of 16

when roses are red they're ready to be plucked and now you're 16 you can be legally fucked

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

jitler

spunk

found in the end of a used 'jitler sack'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

jitler sack

condom

jimmy hat, spunk trap etc

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

cheesy puff

Dale winton, barrymore, or any other big poncey assed celebrity who openly goes around being gay.

As above

by dirty kev October 8, 2003