Definitions by dirty kev

jitler 

spunk

found in the end of a used 'jitler sack'

jitler by dirty kev October 8, 2003

jitler sack 

condom

jimmy hat, spunk trap etc

jitler sack by dirty kev October 8, 2003

cheesy puff 

Dale winton, barrymore, or any other big poncey assed celebrity who openly goes around being gay.

As above

cheesy puff by dirty kev October 8, 2003

bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

nikey pikey 

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.

these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'

nikey pikey by dirty kev October 8, 2003

legal 

Any female above the age of 16

when roses are red they're ready to be plucked and now you're 16 you can be legally fucked

legal by dirty kev October 8, 2003