54 definitions by dirty sanchez

burrito

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

by dirty sanchez July 6, 2003

pegboy

A pegboy was a young man kept on pirate ships by pirates. This young man was forced to sit on a large wooden peg...all the time. Anyway, this was done so that whenever a pirate wanted to drop his anchor (so to speak) he'd have no problem.

Come here pegboy, I want some of those sweet cheeks.

by dirty sanchez August 28, 2003

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by dirty sanchez November 15, 2003

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

by dirty sanchez May 7, 2003

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by dirty sanchez December 13, 2003