Cockswab

The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.

Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???

by The Baltimore Diction Society December 15, 2010

Cockswab

A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin

Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab

by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003

Cockswab

when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult

"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"

by Alliecat July 2, 2005

cockswabbing

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

by TJSILLY July 3, 2017

cockswab

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

by rottencock March 16, 2015

cockswab

A dirty, repulsive, idiot

"Buxton, your the ultimate Cockswab!"

by You Know Who It Is2 January 15, 2008

CockSwab

To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)

Yo I just cockswabed ya girl

by Low ballet November 1, 2016