To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.
by dirkdiggler9969 April 25, 2009
When one becomes sick with a "I don't give a fuck attitude." This usually occurs after someone has been tried one too many times or has become extremely intoxicated. This syndrome usually begins in the left calf and quickly spreads throughout the body. This term was invented in Florida during the Master P era. Master P was always talking about his soldiers and when the question arrose after a long night of drinking "How does one become a soldier." Getting infected with soldieritis of course!
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
A girl that seems very attractive and cute until the "brightlights" come on at the club and you realize that she is a horrible disfigured monster.
I was talking to this bitch at the club and then the whoa lights came on and that bitch was a Gremlin.
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.
The 3some plus rule
While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.
Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.
In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.
Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.
In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 04, 2009
"Holy Shit did you hear Sinbad died?"
or
Nick: "I would totally bang Hoopz from Flavor of Love."
Rob:"Dude, you know she's got the HIV, don't you?"
Nick: No she doesn't. That shit was a wikirumor.
or
Nick: "I would totally bang Hoopz from Flavor of Love."
Rob:"Dude, you know she's got the HIV, don't you?"
Nick: No she doesn't. That shit was a wikirumor.
by dirkdiggler9969 April 30, 2009
noun/adj
An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."
or
"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"
or
"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
or
"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"
or
"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009
When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.
by dirkdiggler9969 April 25, 2009