dirTsamoan's definitions

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Judas

Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"

Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

plop raider

Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.

There goes Andrew again! Whatta plop raider! Like a fucking Indiana Jones of shit!

by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003

holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003

pussy hair

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.

are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

dumpster

Also see "Dumpan" Favorite utterance is: "duh, I don't know~"

Whatta dumpster!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003