bro 1: why did you just steal chips in front of a camera? That looks sooo sus.
bro 2: wow haha amogus sooo sus
*cops come*
bro 2: wow haha amogus sooo sus
*cops come*
by dight March 06, 2021

the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…
guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!
by dight March 29, 2022

referring to my little pony generation 5 in a derogatory sense. often used by bronies on /mlp/ to shit on people who like G5
Anonymous No.19373729:
we all stan izzy
Anonymous No.29473829:
>>19373729
fuck G% and yourself faggot
we all stan izzy
Anonymous No.29473829:
>>19373729
fuck G% and yourself faggot
by dight April 20, 2023

an orphan
guy: i fucked ur mother
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
by dight July 17, 2022

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers
(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-
by dight August 01, 2021

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.
me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender
by dight April 19, 2022

one of the most powerful, yet lazy ways to be toxic.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: L
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD
by dight January 07, 2022
