dight's definitions

Skeppy

a minecraft youtuber with a derpy diamond block skin. he used to have a bunch of older videos on his channel but you can't view them anymore so i'm not sure what they were about. in 2016-2017 skeppy used to make short skywars videos and trolling videos on his server: invadedlands. skeppy used to have this running joke where he abused jif peanut butter, but that joke fizzled out at his channel got older. around 2018 or so he transitioned to longer videos like the ones where he "bullies" badboyhalo or where he talks to this player a6d who had a minecraft server that skeppy joined. eventually that stuff fizzled out. he started making challenge videos where he gave away like $1000 to a player that won an event hosted by staff members and skeppy himself. these challenges used to be done on a different server but eventually that one was shut down and the event server was tranferred to invadedlands. eventually that fizzled out too and now he became just another generic minecraft youtuber.

ipad kid: MOMMY I NEED MY IPAD TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
mother: what? you want skippy? maybe ji
ipad: NO I DON'T WANT JIFF I WANT TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!

by dight November 9, 2022

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4

“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*

by dight May 4, 2022

L

one of the most powerful, yet lazy ways to be toxic.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.

Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: L
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD

by dight January 7, 2022

Squid Game

childhood games but if you lose you fucking die oh and it’s also a battle royale or some shit

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit

by dight December 18, 2021

Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

by dight April 19, 2022

77+33=110

the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…

guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!

by dight March 29, 2022