16 definitions by dight
The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...
F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!
by dight March 6, 2021
a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.
by dight May 25, 2023
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 5, 2022
an orphan
guy: i fucked ur mother
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
by dight July 17, 2022
the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…
guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!
by dight March 30, 2022
an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.
mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
by dight November 8, 2022
The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.
Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...
by dight May 10, 2021