dight's definitions

windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4

“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*

by dight May 4, 2022

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

by dight April 19, 2022

77+33=110

the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…

guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!

by dight March 29, 2022

L

one of the most powerful, yet lazy ways to be toxic.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.

Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: L
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD

by dight January 7, 2022

Squid Game

childhood games but if you lose you fucking die oh and it’s also a battle royale or some shit

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit

by dight December 18, 2021

21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers

(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-

by dight August 1, 2021