77+33=110

the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…

guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!

by dight March 30, 2022

Cancel Culture

The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.

Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...

by dight May 10, 2021

21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers

(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-

by dight August 01, 2021

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 05, 2022

Skeppy

a minecraft youtuber with a derpy diamond block skin. he used to have a bunch of older videos on his channel but you can't view them anymore so i'm not sure what they were about. in 2016-2017 skeppy used to make short skywars videos and trolling videos on his server: invadedlands. skeppy used to have this running joke where he abused jif peanut butter, but that joke fizzled out at his channel got older. around 2018 or so he transitioned to longer videos like the ones where he "bullies" badboyhalo or where he talks to this player a6d who had a minecraft server that skeppy joined. eventually that stuff fizzled out. he started making challenge videos where he gave away like $1000 to a player that won an event hosted by staff members and skeppy himself. these challenges used to be done on a different server but eventually that one was shut down and the event server was tranferred to invadedlands. eventually that fizzled out too and now he became just another generic minecraft youtuber.

ipad kid: MOMMY I NEED MY IPAD TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
mother: what? you want skippy? maybe ji
ipad: NO I DON'T WANT JIFF I WANT TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!

by dight November 10, 2022

Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

by dight April 19, 2022

Squid Game

childhood games but if you lose you fucking die oh and it’s also a battle royale or some shit

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit

by dight December 18, 2021