dight's definitions

L

one of the most powerful, yet lazy ways to be toxic.
if someone beats you at any competitive game, there is statistically a 12.IDon'tFuckingKnow% chance of them saying this shit.

Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: L
Little_Timmy: That's really mean!!!
Xx_SuperEpicSniperCock_Xx: who gives a shit XDDD

by dight January 7, 2022

Squid Game

childhood games but if you lose you fucking die oh and it’s also a battle royale or some shit

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit

by dight December 18, 2021

77+33=110

the truth that we never believed. our pea sized brains simply do not have the capacity to solve this. only with the invention of calculators could we even start to comprehend the truth of this maths problem…

guy 1: I DON’T GET IT!!!! IF 7+3=10 THEN SHOULDN’T 77+33=100??!!
guy 2: yo do 7+3 then 70+30 then you’ll get it. see? 7+3=10 and 70+30=100 then add those together to find out the fact that 77+33=110.
guy 1: I AIN’T BELEIVING YOUR SHIT ASS MATH CONSPIRACY!!! FUCK OFF!!!

by dight March 29, 2022

Scomo

that pm in australia who has done barely anything except trying to pass a bill that forces companies to dox trolls for dissing.

me: can’t wait until scomo gets elected.
me again: if he gets elected again i’ll stick my dick into a fucking blender

by dight April 19, 2022

Amogus

A meme that mocked Among Us for being oversaturated but in itself become oversaturated.

bro 1: why did you just steal chips in front of a camera? That looks sooo sus.
bro 2: wow haha amogus sooo sus
*cops come*

by dight March 6, 2021

Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...

F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!

by dight March 6, 2021

Cancel Culture

The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.

Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...

by dight May 10, 2021