Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 06, 2018

Pussy Points

Extra credit points - Points for those who are too weak to earn points when tests/assignments are given to them the first time.

Person 1: "Yes! I got a 95 on my math test!"
Person 2: "Dude you got a 40 on the actual test, but the teacher gave you 55 pussy points because you went begging to him."

by dickey6969 May 22, 2017

2.2

The number of points per game that basketball legend LaVar Christopher Ball averaged in his prolific college career.

Despite only averaging 2.2 points per game in college, LaVar Ball has made it clear that he can beat Michael Jordan in a 1v1 basketball game.

by dickey6969 June 25, 2018

Leftover

The opponent who you beat.

After the NBA Finals in 2017, it was clear that the Cavs were nothing more than Golden State's leftovers.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

Not to rub salt in the wound

A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.

"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"

by dickey6969 February 13, 2017

Oubre

Kelly's last name.

Person 1: "Did you see Oubre's higlight reel?"
Person 2: "Do you mean Kelly Oubre?"
Person 1: "Yes."

by dickey6969 May 05, 2017

Old Hick

Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017