dick splash's definitions

cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

fatty

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.

Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003