Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

4nic8

To fuck outside of marriage, thus making it illegal.

Wow, wouldn't like to 4nic8 in a third world country where they might very well chop your balls off before they kill you.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

censor

In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.

The censor is a fucking cunt.

by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

by Dick Splash November 09, 2003

tea leaf

A thief.

"Hey, that bastard just tea leafed my wallet".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003