Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dick head

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005

born stupid

a person who has the mental capacity of a steaming pile of poop. AKA Ben.

Ben put his cigarrette out in a 5 gallon jug of beer and then proceeded to drink it. His look of confusion solidified our suspicions that he was born stupid.

born stupid by dick head September 18, 2004

swamp ass

a very sweaty smelly ass

ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."

swamp ass by dick head September 18, 2004

guaf

grandma ugly as fuck

my budy ryan made out with a grandma
(she was 70) She was a guaf.

guaf by dick head September 18, 2004

Jr

a hoe is sucks balls and always depends on his mommy so save him such as the time that Jr told his mom that his friend Hector didnt let his stupied gay ass sister named Vannessa in his house Vannesa told her mom and Hector cant go in Jr's house no more and Hector is left alone

Jr is a hoe and fucks a boy named danny every single day

Jr by dick head May 17, 2004

Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P

a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white

Ruben by dick head May 4, 2004