dick fitswell's definitions

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Mint Cunt

Some incredibly ugly guy.

Gerry Shandling

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Sonno

roughly translated as "saggy jonno"
a guy who has saggy man tits

"damn jonno your tits look like poached eggs"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Sebbie

Son of Debbie ( who is hairy )

David O'Hagan is the son of Debbie

by dick fitswell August 25, 2003

Pillick

a small penis, a tiny weiner ect

"Brad Pitt probably has a pillick"

by dick fitswell August 24, 2003

iono

slang word used by people who dont have enough energy to say "I don't know".

Smokey, how you going to sell bud and smoke bud? iono! thats my only problem..

by Dick Fitswell February 4, 2004

swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003