derek's definitions

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busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 9, 2002

wedgie

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

by derek January 22, 2005

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 7, 2003

Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.

Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.

by Derek November 1, 2006