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wedgie

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north
jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.
by derek January 22, 2005
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kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.
by Derek January 8, 2004
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hyper proximation

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.
by derek December 9, 2002
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filipating

that ho was filipatin' all night
by derek August 25, 2004
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towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.
by Derek April 9, 2005
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Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.
by DErek January 5, 2005
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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.
Haha He mowed his rug.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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