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Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
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chutter

Onomatopoeic expression for the sound the expulsion of gas, from the anus, through a pair of sweaty buttocks would make.
"Somebody chutterd in the sauna at gym tonight!"
by derek January 17, 2005
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rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage
yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /
by Derek April 29, 2004
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blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"
by derek November 19, 2003
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big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.
"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"
by Derek October 25, 2004
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leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.
"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"
by Derek August 31, 2004
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garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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