derek's definitions

hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 9, 2002

filipating

twerkin' on the dance floor

that ho was filipatin' all night

by derek August 25, 2004

wedgie

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

by derek January 22, 2005

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

by Derek April 29, 2004

M.A.G

Male Ass Grabber

man u are a fuckin mag!

by derek November 19, 2003