derek's definitions

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!

by Derek April 5, 2005

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

by Derek December 16, 2004

reindizzle

An African-American reindeer.

"Hurry it up with the big red slizzle, ma reindizzles!" said Saint Nizzle.

by Derek December 27, 2004

Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.

"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"

by Derek December 29, 2004