derek's definitions

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

Bobbiwhistles

A minor explosion between the legs.

See queef

"Do you smell that? I think a bobbiwhistles snuck in here."

by Derek December 6, 2003

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 6, 2003

unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.

dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!

by derek August 24, 2003

Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples

Yum Yum

by Derek September 2, 2003

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003