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towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.
by Derek April 9, 2005
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Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.
by DErek January 5, 2005
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dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out
I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon
by Derek July 28, 2006
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Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.
The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.
by Derek May 28, 2007
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doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long
Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit
Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?
by Derek August 31, 2004
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Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.
"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"
by Derek December 29, 2004
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