depressed schoolboy's definitions

Hooverphonic

A belgian band with too many female singers, who have been mad about you to someone since 2000

Maxim: Do you know Hooverphonic?
Justin: Sorry, I don't love you since 2000.

by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021

Flamisch reputation

Manage to eat fries, saw about the weather, evade taxes and poke all the troubles on the Wallonia.

Waal: Hey, do you wanna go with me?
Flamisch: Sorry, I have to keep a flamisch reputation high.

by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021

Dutch

Somebody that you hate on vacation.

Arthur: Do you know the quickest way to France
Max: Are you dutch?

by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021

Political

1) Something what Belgians don't understand.
2) Steal money
3) fleeing taxes (only in Belgium and abroad)

Eva: Why are you so rich?
Bob: I'm a political.

by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021