deplemisher's definitions

special k

1. Ketamine
2. Often obtained by breaking into animal hospitals, this liquid-state tranquilizer can be poured over a mirror, dried, and diced into a powder ready for rave-happy snorting.

Let's get tweeked on some special k at the rave tonight.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency

Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001

Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

debauchery

1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty.

The debauchery was so hard core last night that I won't be able to get another erection for weeks.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003