duh football

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

by Dentar June 23, 2006

Landis

To take drugs in order to win an athletic competition, such as the 2006 Tour de France.

I had to Landis in order to win that big race!

by Dentar August 06, 2006

dilwipe

A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.

Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"

by dentar January 30, 2011