distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable
Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now
by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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mloke

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out
Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today
by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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ejon

A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.
Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)
by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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speal

The repetition of a joke, 'call' or story just made or told, without knowledge of this, while others around are aware of its repetition, usually resulting in the slandering of the offender
Hutch: So i says i says....you'd almost think he was from Bendigo
Surrounding People: Hahahaha.....chortle chortle
Sonny-Bill: Hey guys, did you see that guy? You'd think he was from Bendigo! (smiles quietly to himself)
Surrounding People: ....(silence)....
Hutch: Sonny....massive speal mate....whaaat are you dooooiiiing??
by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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snake

verb: To steal or 'claim' someone else's possession, usually of little value. Should be taken in a subtle and 'sneaky' fashion, and is often returned upon its dissapearance being noticed.
Hutch: Sonny-Bill, where on earth has my red biro gone?
Sonny-Bill: Muahahaha (reveals red biro hidden up his jacket sleeve) Snaaaaaaake...
by Dennis Scott October 07, 2003
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pLing

To fake an injury
Hutch: Ahhh...ahhhh....my dislocated shoulder
Sonny-Bill: Mate stop pLinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one
by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003
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Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.
Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!
by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003
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