I'm thankful for pussy

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.
Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
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Semen spice

Semen used as a spice on foodserved in some 24/7 orgies and gay bars ect. it has a sour flavor.
It is often served fresh because it has a tendency to dry and clog up the despencer.
You are usully offered a choice of food made with it or without it.
It is known that semen is rich in vitamins and proteins ect.
Will you have semen spice on that?
by Deep blue 2012 December 05, 2009
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Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.
by Deep blue 2012 June 30, 2010
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Orangette ride

1: To have sex with a woman with bright red hair that is really an orange color Or in other words an orangette.
2: a woman who is an orangette.
1: I had an orangette ride last night.
2: shes such a hot orangette ride.
by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009
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Femcum

The liquid that a woman ejaculates in a female ejaculation. Fem {for female} + cum
Kathy can put out a lot of femcum.
by Deep blue 2012 June 09, 2010
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Practice girl

A woman a guy has sex with not because she's hot or he's in love ect. but for practice to get better at it so he can have a lot of good sex with the hot women. Practice girls are needed and without them sex with the really hot women would be just so so. Most practice are teen women and most guys who make use of them are teen men.
by Deep blue 2012 May 06, 2010
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