deep blue 2012's definitions

Porn cookies

That is pornographic cookies that are cut out in pornographic shapes. For example to look like cock and balls,a man and woman fucking,tits,a pussy, a woman in the porn pose ect.
Often served at orgies ect.

Try some of those porn cookies.

by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

gun moll

A woman who is hot and sexy and carrys a gun to intimadate people. throws men off gard and even other women because they think men are the ones who are aggresive.

A man in a car sees gun moll a woman with big tits and a supershort dress by the road with her thumb up thinks ALRIGHT! I'm gona get me some.
stops car and rolls down window and says where ya' going? woman: anywhere.
Woman gets in car. Man: want a party?
woman pulls out gun from under thigh: okay give me your wallet and get out of the car.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

Teen hooch

A crude liquor made by a teen when he can't find anyone to buy it for him.It is make from fruit and yeast.It is crude but it can still make you drunk.

Try some of john's teen hooch.

by Deep blue 2012 December 5, 2009

Mr. Looking down

What some people call someone when they don't know there name.

Hey Mr. Looking down.

by Deep blue 2012 February 12, 2010

Rat nawed ass

Where a persons genitals have been through so much and fucked by so many kinds of people that you don't want to fuck it.

I don't want a fuck your grandma's rat nawed ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010