Definitions by deacon

my old lady 

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

my old lady by Deacon January 16, 2021

Skonka 

chick, girl a word used to define a bitch girl

those skonkas look pretty fine

Skonka by deacon February 4, 2005

belt buckle 

Letting your nuts n' sack hang out the top of your pants, so that they sit right where your belt buckle would be. (Note: For best results, show a friend)

"Hey mom, want to see my new belt buckle?"

belt buckle by Deacon November 4, 2004

blego

The heavy flow portion of Blake's period. A combination of the words Blake and Prego; that's the chunky-style Prego, not that runny stuff. The chunky kind tastes way better and you chew up the chunks and then you swallow it. Blego also feels good if you squish it in your fingers.

I saw blego in the toilet and the plumber said that there was a buildup of solids in the pipes. I don't understand why somebody would waste spaghetti it's so good.

blego by Deacon August 9, 2004

you're that 

The mother of all comebacks, unparalleled by any other. Normally used when you're fresh out of spunk.

Example 1:
Guy: "ur m0m iz l4m3r."
You: "You're that."

Example 2:
Guy: "i m ub3r l33t h4x0r!"
You: "You're that."

Example 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is your problem?"
You: "You're that."

you're that by Deacon August 6, 2004

battymon 

jamaican word for someone who is gay

I saw him holding hands with another guy....he is a battymon

battymon by Deacon April 7, 2003