david's definitions
Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
by David October 27, 2003
Get the loping the mulemug. Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others
by David May 13, 2005
Get the omgsmug. by David March 23, 2004
Get the Endless Agesmug. 1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.
More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.
2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.
2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
by David March 24, 2008
Get the drink responsiblymug. spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.
by David September 22, 2004
Get the spoomug. Yo, bitch stop bitchin!
by David March 24, 2004
Get the bitchinmug. by David November 8, 2003
Get the toe poppermug.