david's definitions

circumcision

The act of surgically removing the foreskin from a man's penis. The surgery is usually done to boys as infants. Reasons range from religious (practiced in the Jewish and Muslim faiths) to personal (many fathers want their sons to be like them; some parents worry about their sons not being like other boys) to health (birth defects or physical problems that could be fixed or relieved with the removal of the foreskin). The act is most common in Jewish and Muslim countries, as well as the United States (though the rate is decreasing). Most boys in Europe, Asia and Central and South America are not circumcised.

Although it has been a controversial subject for many years, most doctors now agree that the surgery is not beneficial except in individual, health-related cases. Most insurance companies no longer cover the surgery. A penis generally functions the same way circumcised or not, so the only real difference is aesthetic.

John was not circumcised because his parents didn't feel there was good reason to do so.

Daniel and Elizabeth's son was circumcised as a part of their Jewish faith.

by david January 22, 2005

Solar System

1.A place where the planets, moons, comets, asteroids, and meteors are that orbit around the Sun. see
kuiper belt and oort cloud.

2.A similar kind of system around other star.

There are nine planets in the Solar System. They are discovering other solar systems.

by David March 8, 2004

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 4, 2004

tingdick

Very small penis with no balls, resembles a pencil.

Jonathan has a tingdick.

by david October 25, 2004

w00t

All other definitions are new definitions. w00t originated on games such as counterstrike by nerds and it stands for "we own(ed) the other team." Now everyone and their fucking bastard son is using the word and they don't know where it came from.

Nerd 1: Awesome! I pwned his ass!
Nerd 2: Nubs...
Nerd 1: w00t!

by David May 13, 2005

homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.

"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate

by David December 16, 2004

fupa-juice

secretion of bodily liquids associated with the area on or around the fat upper pussy area

That chick had some nasty fupa-juice on her pants.

by David July 29, 2003