shotacon

A pairing, seen mostly as yaoi in fanfiction/art, in which there is a young underaged male engaged in a sexual act. Stands for "Shotaru Complex" in Japanese. See shotaru.
Person A: Did you read that shotacon fanfic with Seifer and Zell? How old WERE they?
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.
by Davey December 07, 2003
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shotaru

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.
by Davey December 07, 2003
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norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs
'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"
by Davey June 19, 2006
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quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.
Shut up, you quaker.
by davey April 14, 2006
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ZProtoss

According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.
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brand new colony

An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 06, 2004
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Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.
A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling
by Davey June 06, 2004
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