Definitions by DaveFiveR

Tortasm 

Giving a Tortoise an orgasm

Dude look over there that guys giving a tortasm!

Tortasm by Davefiver January 11, 2012

Poovet 

A gentle blanket of fart gas that covers your face

That fart has just enveloped me in a warm cuddley poovet

Poovet by davefiver August 15, 2011

Poolette 

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011

dragons tongue 

Oral Sex after eating chillies!

I just gave someone the dragons tongue.

dragons tongue by DaveFiveR June 19, 2008