dave4817's definitions

lobster bait

really bad food

this shit tasted like lobster bait.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

webtown

the town of Easthampton, Massachusetts

webtown rocks!

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

yahoo

an employee of gentle manner farm, in frankfort

baling hay is a lot of work for one guy. perhaps we could find a yahoo or 2 to help.

by dave4817 June 25, 2008