dave's definitions

Sparkledaze

The creator/inventor of everything that is known and will ever be known.

"Hey, have you seen that thing the internet?"
"Yeah, Sparkledaze invented that!"

by Dave November 6, 2003

DNA

Deoxyrebonucleic Acid. DNA is the genetic code in general for all living things.

"Imagine manipulating DNA....did I spell DNA's name right?"
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

camel toe

Appears when a woman's labias are protruding, and thus can be seen even when she has clothes on.

"She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
-me

by Dave July 9, 2004

wank xerox

wanking maestro,never ending tosser..

"little timothy cant stop wanking now,the little blighter is at it from dusk till dawn every day"

by dave May 20, 2003

tea begger

One who begs to be teabagged.

On his knees before the stud the tea begger trembled with fear.

by Dave September 1, 2008

Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.

Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."

by Dave October 3, 2003