dave's definitions

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004

dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

by dave September 15, 2003

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004