dave's definitions

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.

"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."

by Dave September 10, 2004

steady

As in "goin' steady," when a boy and a girl are bf/gf and are unavailable by their respective opposite sexes because they are taken and in love with eachother.... the two are goin' steady.

Hugo asked Kim out several times, and they got pinned, so now they're goin' steady.

by dave February 11, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

Truckie

The only real type of firefighter. They go in without water and search for people before the fire is out.

There are only 2 types of firefighter, Truckies and those who want to be truckies.

by Dave March 24, 2005

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

hic

Short for "hiccup".

"I got the hics right now...*hiccup*..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004