by Dave January 30, 2004
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Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 14, 2004
*A response if asked an incredibly complex question.
*Used for "a" in a certain sentance
*One of many ways a woman moans when receive sexual satisfaction.
*Used for "a" in a certain sentance
*One of many ways a woman moans when receive sexual satisfaction.
"Uuuuuuuh, I'm stumped."
"Uh pea-sized town with limabean-sized dreams."
"Uh....uhhh.....oh yes! Uh! Uuuh!! Uhhh....UH!"
"Uh pea-sized town with limabean-sized dreams."
"Uh....uhhh.....oh yes! Uh! Uuuh!! Uhhh....UH!"
by Dave February 08, 2004
by Dave February 08, 2004
by Dave June 23, 2004
Acronymn for Entry Without Inspection, a legal term used by US Immigration Officers. It refers to illegal aliens that enter the United States without being inspected by a US Immigration Officer.
The ICE Immigration Enforcement Agent had to process 5 aliens: One was a visa overstay and one was an AggFelon, but the other 3 were just plain ol' EWIs.
The US Border Patrol Agent deals mostly with EWIs every day.
The US Border Patrol Agent deals mostly with EWIs every day.
by Dave December 01, 2005