dave's definitions

claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

whil'n

When one does something out of the ordinary, against norms.

Yo she juss broke up wit me and now shes ridin on Joe, that bitch is Whil'n

by Dave June 18, 2005

Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.

Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Dave July 16, 2003

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003

wimp

1) one who runs from a fight
2) one who bails and leaves his frnds to fight 10vs3 -_-'
3) wnt talk shit to sum1s face has to talk behind their back
4) Daniel Hall

he bailed when a midget aproached him and left me and 2 mates to fight 10 people

by Dave December 13, 2004

piece

Ghetto terminology for any type of firearm.

"Check out my piece! It's a fourty-five!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

Rounders

A game played by little girls in UK that is suspiciously similar to baseball

by Dave October 9, 2003