dave's definitions

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

pull

To take a drink of beer.

Hey man, can I get a pull off your brew?

by Dave October 30, 2003

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana

Shit man- i'm monging out

by Dave October 22, 2004

A-Dub

The shortened term for a weapon in Counterstrike called the AWP Magnum (Arctic Warfare Purpose), the most powerful sniper rifle in the game, but also the most hated.

"*after being killed by someone with an A-Dub* YOU A-DUBBIN' PUSSY!!!!!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

be

Supposedly the pronunciation of "me" from african-americans.

"Why you axkin' be?"

by Dave January 16, 2004