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The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
by dave January 17, 2004
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Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.
"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me
by dave November 30, 2004
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"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me
by dave November 1, 2004
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A person who seldom does anything right and is considered stupid by all.
by dave February 19, 2005
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It is Ocelot's own style of Russian Roulette, displayed in MGS3.

Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.

You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.
"This will be my final definition ever on Urban Dictionary. I know this word will one day get deleted, so I really could care less......*sigh*...my first word ever on Urban Dictionary was nacca, and this here is my final word. Unless Quality Control is dealt with in a reasonable manner, I won't return here ever again.....besides, I hardly ever have time to come on Urban Dictionary these days. Farewell guys."
-me

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by dave February 27, 2005
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Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.
"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."
by dave March 28, 2004
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