Pewi

Sacre blue! Ok so I misspelled it. So what? I'm not good at french! Then again who is. I mean, you ever try READING french?! lol
by Dave January 16, 2004
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sailor

*A navy personnel.
*A popular hack referring to a homosexual.

On a sidenote, sailors are often the opponents of their fellow marines. ^_^
"Arr, thee see be in my blood says I..."

"What're you doing looking up gay porn?! That was a pic of a guy hugging a sailor!"

"Ok, navymen don't really sound like pirates....it's called a sense of humor!! Don'tchu get it?! *sniff* "
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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jack the beanstalk

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
by Dave June 06, 2004
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Stenbacka

A person who seldom does anything right and is considered stupid by all.
He is such a stenbacka
by Dave February 19, 2005
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shmarl

a real awesome event/thing/object
dave the shmarl
by dave January 11, 2004
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Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
by Dave December 09, 2004
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AK-47

Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947

Invented by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Quite possibly the most popular assault rifle in existence, mostly because of mass proliferation.

7.62x39mm Soviet, 30-round clip. Has countless variants. Today it is black-marketted by terrorist cells (mostly because the AK is easy to make).
The AK-47 has been reported to have certain performances that surpass that of the Colt M16 series, and one reason is because the AK doesn't contain as many moving parts (therefore, maintenance is very easy). The AK-47 can also brave any type of harsh condition and environment.

There are ALL kinds of variants to the AK-47:
*AK-74 (5.45x39mm Soviet assault rifle)
*AKS-74u (5.45x39mm Soviet carbine)
*Saiga 12 (12g auto shotgun)
*Dragunov SVD (7.62x39mm Soviet sniper/infantry-backup rifle)
These 4 are just some.
"The AK-47 is cool. ^_^ I want one!"
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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