dave's definitions

Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

by Dave October 22, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.

- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight

by Dave March 1, 2004

Beyatch

Expletive regarding something being bad

Beyatch! That's some lameass shit!

by Dave February 21, 2003

quance

Quance is a nother name for shiest which is also known for a rip off usually in a drug deal

Ricky C Quanced me on that sack of dank

by Dave October 13, 2004

white apple

the worst band in the world! A one man band made up by jamie soar.

white apple are terrable!

by Dave March 22, 2004

west tildesley crew

2 fagrots from pendleton college who analy rape each other

look its the W.T.C check them 2 fagrots out

by dave December 8, 2004