dave's definitions

charva

scum of the earth borghoose wearing tossers

i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true

by dave February 16, 2005

war eagle

A battle cry that preppy, hippy rednecks (yes thats possible) yell out at Auburn Univeristy athletic events that really makes no sense at all.

This Auburn frat guy kept yelling "war eagle" in his polo knit shirt until (thank god) this normal guy knocked him out.

by Dave January 3, 2005

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005

Bungie

A videogame company generally credited for developing the infamous Halo series. They are actually owned by Microsoft, making them a second-party developer of games. Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination.

"Is Bungie's goal REALLY world-domination?"
"...uh, that's what they say."

"Bungie makes kick-ass games and I like them, but wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are other game companies?"
-me

by Dave November 16, 2004

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003

incarnate

ihn-kahr-niht
A type of soul in the form of flesh; a being. Sometimes referred to a special type of person, because of his/her soul.

ihn-kahr-nayt
To clothe in flesh, to put the soul in a being.

"This one chick I know is angel incarnate. ^_^ "
-me

"Incarnate him."
-God

by Dave March 26, 2004

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004