dave's definitions

poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a darling, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005

germaine

Adj. Delighting the aesthetic senses.

She has germaine hair

by Dave February 18, 2005

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 1, 2005

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

come out

A term referring to a person deciding to tell once and for all that he is a homosexual.

"Why couldn't this term mean 'telling the truth'? -_-' "
-me

by Dave September 26, 2004