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winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
by Dave November 13, 2003
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Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
by Dave September 8, 2004
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massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.
"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me
by Dave February 13, 2004
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Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)
Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.
by Dave July 14, 2003
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Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
by Dave December 17, 2003
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smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.
by Dave October 12, 2003
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