dave's definitions

Gebummed

A mixture between the german past tense and the word bummed.

Dude i was Gebummed

by Dave June 4, 2003

train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

by Dave January 12, 2005

Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

by Dave May 17, 2004

clit slick

clit slick is the deposit of spunk in the gusset of a womans knickers, almost akin to an oil slick or other ecological disasters that are best avoided,can also be known as egg yolk!!!

she pulled her thong off and the clit slick was visible at 100 yards - the filthy bitch must've had more cock than john waynes rifle

by dave November 25, 2004

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003

SOCOM

*Special Operations COMmand.

*A videogame for Playstation 2.

"SOCOM's the shit. ^_^ especially SOCOM II."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004