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Colt .45

*A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu

"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
by Dave January 18, 2004
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Weird Al

Short for "Weird Al Yankovic".

A living legend that has made his name in spotlights for creating clever parodies of other hit songs. He even starred in one movie called UHF, which was highly underappreciated then, but now it's a cult classic. Overall, Weird Al is better off in music than in movies, despite how funny UHF was.
"Hey I know this song it's......hey this isn't Weird Al!!"
-me hearing a song that sounds like one of Weird Al's spoofs, until it turns out not to be Weird Al
by Dave June 21, 2004
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ginnihorn

My, thats some nice ginnihorn.
by dave April 16, 2003
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opidiot

Stupid people who talk too long and too hard about subjects that they clearly have no knowledge of, usually whilst trying to be ironic and humourous into the bargain.
Anyone who appears on shows such BBCs 'I love 19xx' or Channel4s '100 greatest ...' .
by Dave February 28, 2005
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cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
by Dave July 17, 2005
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Metatron

*An agent of God.

*In the Zone Of Enders storyline, Metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. Metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called 'orbital' because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called 'frame' because of, well, their structure), such as Jehuty and Anubis.
"Metatron is out there......somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. The element I mean. You wanna meet the agent of God? You'll have to go to Heaven."
-me
by Dave May 22, 2004
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kangkay

a frustrated helper who kills her employer.
the kangkay went berserk
by dave December 30, 2003
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