dave's definitions

paisano

Means "friend" in Italian.

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian

by Dave June 14, 2004

Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

by Dave October 22, 2003

pinner

Someone who is a bitch

Mike is such a pinner today!

by Dave May 17, 2003

larchmont

Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly flaunt said wealth (as in Scarsdale and Bronxville).

Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?

Father: Silly child. We live in Larchmont, not Bronxville.

by Dave August 17, 2004

simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

meek

A term referring to the kind and fair.

"The meek shall inherit the earth..."

by Dave March 26, 2004