dave's definitions

Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

by Dave August 10, 2003

old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

by Dave March 26, 2004

estoc

*German sword used for stabbing, similar to a rapier.
*A term referring to an erect penis. Supposedly.

"Yep, estoc, he has an estoc."
-friend of mine in 10th grade

by Dave March 16, 2004

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

hic

Short for "hiccup".

"I got the hics right now...*hiccup*..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

NVG

Night-Vision Goggles

A pair of hi-tech goggles that fit on the top-half of your head. How they work is that they amplify any small light within existence of a dark room, so that the dark room can be seen, often in a green color.

"Put on your NVG's."
-a commando in a mission advising his comrade in a pitch-black room

by Dave June 21, 2004