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explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.
Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.
by Dave May 1, 2003
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south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.
The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.
by Dave April 24, 2003
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Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.
"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
by Dave October 24, 2004
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jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration
"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"
by Dave November 28, 2004
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peenk taco

by dave March 2, 2004
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dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.
"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^
by Dave February 22, 2004
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