dave's definitions
by Dave October 22, 2003
Get the Cock-punchmug. Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
Get the accessmug. - "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight
by Dave March 1, 2004
Get the ipmug. by Dave February 21, 2003
Get the Beyatchmug. by Dave October 13, 2004
Get the quancemug. by Dave March 22, 2004
Get the white applemug. by dave December 8, 2004
Get the west tildesley crewmug.