Definitions by dave

flak 

Anti-air firepower, often seen as black smoke that erupts unexpectedly in midair, although at a certain range (there is a limit as to how far a flak shell can go before exploding in midair, thus allowing a pilot of an aircraft to anticipate flak).

"If you were paradropping, a flak shell will pretty much kill you. If you're lucky, you'll be blinded by the black smoke of the flak. Paradropping is scary in this case, but someone's gotta grow some cojones and do it."
-me

flak by Dave June 23, 2004

windows 

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

windows by Dave June 22, 2004

RPG 

*Rocket-Propelled Grenade. A Soviet-made bazooka serving as an anti-tank weapon.

*Role-Playing Game. A genre of videogame.

"I wonder if I'll see an RPG7 at the gunshow this saturday. ^_^ "

"RPG's are overrated. Speaking of role-playing.....wapanese people who RP are usually children below age 13. They also need to go outside and get some fresh air."

RPG by Dave June 22, 2004

pro-gun 

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.

"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me

pro-gun by Dave June 22, 2004

sake 

sah-keh

Japanese rice wine.

"Sake's a rather dry drink."
-me

sake by Dave June 21, 2004

midget 

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

midget by Dave June 21, 2004

Binocs 

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

Binocs by Dave June 21, 2004