darren thomson's definitions

lunchtime

The time to get out of the clasroom and do some bad shit and funny shit.Usally we takle cunts, start fights with silly fuckers, piss teachers off and just destroy shit.It is the time to be bad and do what you want.Should be called badtime.

Shaun:Oi fellers i dnt like the look of that cunt lets bash him.
Rest of us:Yeah alrite lets get him

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

the couch

The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

flaming oee randue

Person with orange hair who is clicking it at something or other.Also name givin to a dude off tension.We also call Mrs Ribbs one.

Tommo:Look at ya mum ribbs
Ribbs:Yeah shes a flaming oee randue.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

vert-x

The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P

Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

grouse

Just Something Fucken Awsome.

Tommo:Get a fucken load of my big mac
Ben: Thays fucken Grouse

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

homework

Fuckn baddest shit that can happen to you.You go to school for fucken 6 hours then they give you work to do at home. I say fuck homework and fuck the stupid cunt teachers that give it to you.

Ben:Fuckn got homework again lad
Tommo:fuck that shit im not doing it miss doyle can shove it up her arse hole,

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005