frobguard

n: clear plastic cover that is usually hinged and spring-loaded that prevents inadvertant (or slows unauthorized)operation of an important switch. Sometimes improvised with a piece of tape. (Frobguards are forbidden on emergency stops on industrial equipment by OSHA.)

That tourist came through and flipped the power switch, and we lost a day's work! We gotta get a frobguard on that thing.

Thank God I heard the frobguard hinge squeek when Johnny lifted it! He'd have taken down the whole network if I hadn't stopped him. Why do we let that scrag bring her kid to work anyway?

by danw December 22, 2003

four sigma society

Society for persons posessing intelligence quotients at least four full standard deviations above the mean. This means they are smarter than 99.997% of the population, and have an IQ of 164. But they are still dumber than the Six Nines Society, where you have to be smarter than 99.9999%, or one out of a million, meaning in a world of six billion, there are six thousand of them, and about 1,500 in China.

You have to be a mensan just to figure out what the hell a four sigma society memeber is!

by danw December 22, 2003

zero

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

by danw December 22, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

by danw December 24, 2003

nibby

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

by danw December 22, 2003

peckerneck

To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.

"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."

"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."

by danw December 22, 2003