danny's definitions

fucked by the finger of fate

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

by Danny May 5, 2004

chite

word used to define a white person acting chinese

that white man is a chite

by danny October 21, 2004

jop

Pronouced 'yop':

1. A typo for jpop
2. A multifunctional word meaning 'yes'
3. A verb - to jop about means to prance about like a panda on SLD.

He jopped about all last night! I was so embarrased...

by Danny September 5, 2004

Metrosexual

A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.

straight man in denial of his homosexuality

by Danny May 13, 2005

mole

a lad called mark hatton with a huge hairy mole on his chin it is so hairy he hto shave it evry day.
he is also a child MOLE-ester because he watches children playin,with his bonoculars.
his mole is huge and hairy and takes up his full face

theres mole run!
we might get mole-ertized

by danny July 1, 2004

Norn Iron

An area of six counties within the Irish province of Ulster- commonly known as Northern Ireland

i'm fae norn iron an i lawve trance

by danny August 18, 2004

score

cockeny slang for 20 squid mainly used by the l337 cockneys and so many wannabes

set me a score mate im broke

by Danny January 29, 2004