Urban Dictionary: Definitions by danielle

ass

this is refered to as something going wrong..it makes the situation lively and makes the people around you laugh and makes you feel better.

when you break something at work...drop a bagel on the floor or hit the wrong button on the cash register

your logical response: THIS IS ASS

by Danielle December 20, 2003

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Get the assmug.

A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000

Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004

Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!

Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!

by Danielle January 5, 2005

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