danielle's definitions

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

stabtastic

(adj.)1.) The quality of being one whom another individual simply wants to stab to death for the sheer pleasure of watching them die.

2.)A particularly brutal horror film.

Did you see that movie? It was stabtastic!

by danielle November 6, 2005

Rhyth

super cool amazing girl.

by Danielle September 24, 2003

red sox

A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000

Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004

Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!

Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!

by Danielle January 5, 2005

marliyn manson

I find it hilarious when people say MARILYN MANSON IS GOD!! If they were true Manson fans, they would know that he opposes the idea of god and organized religion. Nonetheless, he is one of the sexiest people ever - best musician too. Oh, and he IS a reverend of satanism, but, for those of you who are too busy sticking your heads in your asses, that does NOT mean that he worships satan. That's NOT what satanism is about. Marilyn Manson IS a goth - goths arent the stereotypical antisocialites, goth is a frame of mind... Marilyn Manson cannot be defined, he simply IS, so go fuck yourselves.

By posting your misguided definitions of Marilyn Manson, you are doing exactly what he wants you to do, and he is proving that you too are sheep... just like the goddamn christians.

by danielle September 29, 2004

Bend over boyfriend

A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.

Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"

by danielle August 14, 2004

bope

verb. to pleasure oneself

For lack of acceptable boys in the room, the lovely lady retreated and boped herself.

by Danielle November 2, 2003