daniel's definitions

Safwan

a really cool person, the best friend a guy could have. never gets mad and is always there to cheer you up.

Hello there Safwan

by Daniel March 27, 2004

Bumfluptuous

To be pleasing. To be seen and cause pleasure. To be pretty.

The woman's tits were very bumfluptuous.

Michael Jordan's jump shot is the defintion of bumfluptuous.

by Daniel October 13, 2004

Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

by daniel December 14, 2004

homestarrunner

really stupid white thingy that talks and has no hands

paul

by Daniel March 11, 2003

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

Damation

1. Place or thing that Damnates...

1. John, your dick was sent to Damnation wasn't it?
2. Go to damnation now!!!...or i will get my damnator out and you will become soo damnated it's not even funny!!!
3. T-dirty got sent to damnation when we impeached him

by Daniel December 29, 2003

Smuf

Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!

Me, Daniel aka Smuf

by Daniel May 3, 2003