danglyballzjohn's definitions

winchester

No ordnance remaining.

He was unable to continue the fight, being winchester.

by danglyballzjohn May 28, 2017

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

zyklon beaver

A vagina that is so malodorous it could potentially cause death; a pun on zyklon b.

I went down on this chick and her pussy was stinkier than a dead fish, it was a zyklon beaver. pussy twat vagina

by danglyballzjohn September 4, 2016

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

strum down

Sexual innuendo and metaphor for a quick lay.

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."

by danglyballzjohn June 4, 2018

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

hot sloppies

Poop

The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015