dangerous ketchup packet's definitions

Avaranch

When you open the condiment compartment in your fridge and everything falls out onto the floor

*Opens condiment compartment
Dammit! An avaranch!

by dangerous ketchup packet March 1, 2025

The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

Webp

The one image format that causes problems because most people can't open an image that has it.

Guy whose computer doesn't support Webp images: Dammit! Who made this format?!

by dangerous ketchup packet July 18, 2024

You're funny

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.

Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

by dangerous ketchup packet May 2, 2024

DS Character syndrome

When a character in a video game/movie/series has the proportions of a character made in a Nintendo DS game so it is built like a silverback gorilla. (i.e. having massive arms and torso and stumpy legs)

MF got DS character syndrome

by dangerous ketchup packet January 18, 2024

3

The number that valve can't count to

There is no easter bunny
There is no tooth fairy
And there is no Portal 3 or TF3

by dangerous ketchup packet January 27, 2023

Blank definition

There is nothing to define here

Guy 1: A blank definition has no meaning
Guy 2: I didn't know that

by dangerous ketchup packet May 10, 2022