dan_gleewang's definitions
An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021
Get the Rat Bastardmug. Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.
-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
by dan_gleewang December 11, 2019
Get the Villonemug. Two definitions:
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
Get the Deranged Giraffe Elbowmug. A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
Get the Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freakmug. Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!
by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021
Get the Chicken Shitmug. An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Get the Sucky Piece of Santamug. A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.
Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Get the Snot Nosed Punkmug.