dan_gleewang's definitions

Prickly Porcupine Pornstar

An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.

Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!

Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!

Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!

Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021

Snot Nosed Punk

A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.

Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021

Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.

Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!

by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021

Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.

Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.

by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021