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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
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Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.
Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!
by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021
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Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
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Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021
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Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021
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