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dorkus malorkus

An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.
Bob: Uhhh where is my car?

Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence
Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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dear diary

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.
Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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digital point

The webmaster discussion forums at digitalpoint.com. These are stereotyped to be full of spammers and scammers because s huge number of users there use craigslist to post advertisements for their services.

Sometimes referred to as digital pointless instead, as a play on words
Chris: I'm going over to Digital Point to do a bit of surfing later on.

Fred: I wouldn't man. I heard that place is full of scammers. Someone even called it digital pointless instead.

Chris: Lol @digital pointless. I'm going anyway cya
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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Bush league

Used to describe something shoddy or rubbish.
G.W.Bush: My fellow Americans, my days as President have been Bush league
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John Lennon haters

People who are angry at John Lennon, famous Beatles member.

Reasons for this hate might be anger at his (seemingly) liberal attitude to everything, his anti-establishmentism or just haters of his music. The reason is usually political though.

He was very much against religion which made a lot of people angry at him. Of course, this is hypocritical since he says he's so "liberal", yet he wants to force people to believe what he wants by removing religion.

Some people therefore are not angry at him for being against religion, or for his political beliefs, but for his hypocritical attitude to things
One of the John Lennon haters was Mark Chapman who shot him in 1980
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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hotmail

A mailing system delivered by Microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.
Alex: Dude, I keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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