Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

Derogatory term refering to lower-class, white person, trailer trash types. Along the lines of hick and redneck

Them butt ropers fuck their cattle, I just know they do.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

by Dan the man May 07, 2004

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

by Dan the Man June 09, 2004