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c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.
The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.
by dan the man October 10, 2005
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bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.
My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it
by Dan the Man July 30, 2004
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Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing
Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!
by Dan the Man December 12, 2004
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It's your dime

Phrase. Definition dependent on context.
Typically means,
"You're paying for the telephone call, so":

1. "I'll listen to what you say,"
2. "say what you want," or
3. "place the call if you think it's necessary."

The phrase is a relic from a period when telephone calls placed from a coin-operated pay phone cost $.10 (a US dime).
1. "You're calling me on my home phone at night, but, hey, it's your dime, so speak."
2. "Dude -- you should call the radio station and tell the DJ about your spring break story. They won't cut you off -- it's your dime."
3. "If you need to tell your folks about the accident...Well, it's your dime."
by Dan the Man May 13, 2005
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butt roper

Derogatory term refering to lower-class, white person, trailer trash types. Along the lines of hick and redneck
Them butt ropers fuck their cattle, I just know they do.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
Water is what the oceans are made of.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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best effort

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004
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