dan the man's definitions

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

It's your dime

Phrase. Definition dependent on context.
Typically means,
"You're paying for the telephone call, so":

1. "I'll listen to what you say,"
2. "say what you want," or
3. "place the call if you think it's necessary."

The phrase is a relic from a period when telephone calls placed from a coin-operated pay phone cost $.10 (a US dime).

1. "You're calling me on my home phone at night, but, hey, it's your dime, so speak."
2. "Dude -- you should call the radio station and tell the DJ about your spring break story. They won't cut you off -- it's your dime."
3. "If you need to tell your folks about the accident...Well, it's your dime."

by Dan the Man May 13, 2005

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.

"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.

by Dan the Man July 18, 2008