dan's definitions
It's the police, we gots ta skeedadle!
by Dan January 5, 2005
Get the skeedadlemug. To experience extreme frustration. Usually resulting from a colleague's inability to listen to an explanation, continued inane questioning or acute stupidity.
by Dan May 20, 2003
Get the warrinationmug. by Dan December 19, 2003
Get the Unimug. by Dan February 12, 2005
Get the blappingmug. It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 23, 2005
Get the santa jobmug. 
