dan's definitions

Uni

1.a unibrow
2.someone with a unibrow

1.Holy Shit that beast has a Uni
2.Uni has to count using fingers and toes.

by Dan December 19, 2003

Bellarmine

Short way of saying Bellarmine College Preparatory. An extremely upper-class private all-boys high school. They hold "mixers" in which they steal all the girls from my school and invite them to a dance. Many people call Bellarmine "gay", as it is an all-boys school, but what they fail to realize is that the kids from bellarmine will probably be our bosses one day. Whatever, I still hate them.

All the girls are goin' to the Bellarmine mixer tonight...no fun tonight.

by Dan February 27, 2004

flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

by Dan October 8, 2003

The Meatrix

Cartoon created years ago to raise the awareness of something I never cared to pay attention to (mmm...pork). It was later turned into a movie trilogy with a similar title and people replacing the animals. Who's bright idea was that?

"The Matrix is a total rip-off of The Meatrix."

by Dan August 22, 2004

savage

above all, cool, better then everyone else

God damn, your such a savage!

by Dan July 2, 2003

Imatrukahs

Knob Jockey

I like to Imatrukahs Mike Rainbord

by Dan August 19, 2003

Tater

slang - an anus.

Pump your pecker inside her tater.

by Dan November 30, 2003