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pwn'd

being throughly and utterly defeat, anihallated and/or destoryed, stemming from a misspelling of the word owned. common amonst online gamers upon winning a match
'you got pwn'd n00b!'
by dan March 17, 2005
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doolally

He is completely doolally.
by dan February 22, 2004
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Fudibulated

Confused, in a stupor, tired, and out of it all at once. It's a modification of Fuddle.
I stayed up for two days straight listening to Phish and Bob Marley after my girlfriend left me. When I was asked a simple question I found I was to fudibulated to answer coherently
by Dan December 1, 2004
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express

A store where men or women can buy very fashionable clothing. Express is owned by Structure.

Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.

Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.

A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
"I want to impress this girl at work, so I'm going to buy a new shirt and tie at Express Men."
by Dan June 9, 2005
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TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
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pizza bagel

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
by Dan January 31, 2005
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bjew

Me n Bjew r gettin it on in bed
by dan April 6, 2003
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