dan's definitions

Aloysius

The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.

Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?

by Dan March 26, 2004

Emiled

A big fat faggot who thinks hes cool and smokes weed and thinks hes badass but hes actually a little polish bitch.

Emil is a little bitch.

by Dan October 28, 2004

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 9, 2003

bloodnut

Prince Harry and his red cheeks

"Look at Bloodnut with his red cheeks smoking a cone".

by Dan November 26, 2003

disarm zee dynamite

Almost as awesome as "Need Covering Fire" or "Ha, sehr gut!"

Solder: Disaem zee dynamite!

Engineer: God dammit, maybe if I had some covering fire I could!

by Dan June 13, 2004

Funboxx

Kickass rock band from Hamilton, MA. Luke Smith on guitar and vocals, Tyler Clark on bass and vocals, and Jeff Peters on drums. Best known for their hit song "To Fall."

"You going to the Funboxx concert tonight? Oh yeah!"

by Dan May 29, 2003

Potski

Extreme gaming expert. Hardcore gamer. Pro gamer etc..


Also a type of fish.

You are Potski.

by Dan September 1, 2003