Definitions by dammit janet

Soccer mom

Overgrown little girls who let emotion run their lives and are the sole justification for repealing the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.

Thanks to soccer moms, we got eight years of bill fucking clinton and probably another 10 years of constant threats to our country.

Soccer mom by dammit janet July 3, 2003

sell out 

Metallica

When Metallica bitched about their fans trading their music online because they weren't getting paid, they became sell outs.

sell out by dammit janet July 1, 2003

shaved cat 

Bald Pussy.

Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.

shaved cat by dammit janet June 27, 2003

gigawatts 

1 billion watts. "Giga" follows "Mega".

Whoever wrote the first definition for gigawatt is a dumbass.

gigawatts by dammit janet June 19, 2003

RADAR

An acronym standing for Radio Detection and Ranging.

I am the RADAR God! There is none higher.

RADAR by dammit janet June 13, 2003

dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

dick puke by dammit janet May 21, 2003