dammit janet's definitions

dunt

A contraction for dumb cunt.

My wife wrecked the fucking car again. She's such a dunt.

by dammit janet July 15, 2003

dodgeball

A great game that quickly separates the strong from the weak, the boys from the girls, and the normal from the pussies.

The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.

C'mon, kids! Let's get in some dodge ball before the liberal commie fags at the school board make us stop and hug each other for gym class.

by dammit janet October 23, 2003

dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

by dammit janet May 21, 2003

Soccer mom

Overgrown little girls who let emotion run their lives and are the sole justification for repealing the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.

Thanks to soccer moms, we got eight years of bill fucking clinton and probably another 10 years of constant threats to our country.

by dammit janet July 3, 2003

Go-Time

Phrase most commonly used to describe that you are cocked, locked, and ready for action.

Dude: Hey, bro, what's going on?

Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!

by dammit janet October 21, 2004

RADAR

An acronym standing for Radio Detection and Ranging.

I am the RADAR God! There is none higher.

by dammit janet June 13, 2003