dammit janet's definitions
by dammit janet June 19, 2003
Get the gigawattsmug. Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!
MM: It wasn't a comedy.
Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.
MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!
Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
MM: It wasn't a comedy.
Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.
MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!
Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
by dammit janet September 5, 2003
Get the mockumentarymug. 
1. (n)A person or group of people that are stupid and arrogant enough to believe that they, and they alone, are responsible for "saving lives" when all they are doing is supporting the overpopulation of animals thereby causing them to starve to death (horrible way to die) while at the same time destroying their own bodies because humans are MEAT EATERS.
2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.
2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.
by dammit janet July 3, 2003
Get the Vegetarianmug. A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
by dammit janet October 22, 2004
Get the Jack Danielsmug. by dammit janet May 21, 2003
Get the dick pukemug. Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.
Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?
Son: What's the difference?
Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.
Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.
Dad: That's my boy.
Son: What's the difference?
Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.
Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.
Dad: That's my boy.
by dammit janet October 21, 2004
Get the cowboy the fuck upmug.