daVE's definitions

Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.

"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me

by Dave June 22, 2004

loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

by Dave December 2, 2004

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

movie

*A motion picture, usually made in Hollywood and lasting for roughly one hour. There are all kinds of movies.

*A slang term referring to an argument being carried out by two or more individuals. Called so because of the amount of drama that is used.

"*sees a verbal fight being carried out* What the fuck's going on here?"
"Shh! Quiet! We got a movie going on here!"

by Dave February 15, 2005