daVE's definitions

Caucasian

The technical term referring to those with white-colored skin.

"Caucasians are now a target of persecution by all races, even their own kind (see Michael Moore)."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

verb

A word indicating an action or doing things.

Such verbs include:
*kill
*eat
*ride
*play
*jump
*type
*order
*buy
*collect
*exercise
*ram
.....among MANY others.

In this day and age, anything can be a verb.

"Verb...it's whatcha do!"
-that commercial

by Dave April 4, 2004

politics

A system that pretty much runs the world. Politics are the ways of politicians, and politics involve a LOT of things in the world, dealing with government especially.

"Politics make no sense."
-a smart person

"In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

clit slick

clit slick is the deposit of spunk in the gusset of a womans knickers, almost akin to an oil slick or other ecological disasters that are best avoided,can also be known as egg yolk!!!

she pulled her thong off and the clit slick was visible at 100 yards - the filthy bitch must've had more cock than john waynes rifle

by dave November 25, 2004

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004

train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

by Dave January 12, 2005

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003