daVE's definitions

GSW

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era

GSW amputated left arm, return to duty

by dave March 28, 2005

Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'

"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic

Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.

by Dave November 26, 2003

CF

Abreviation for carbon fibre

I just bought a carbon fibre hood for my Integra

by Dave November 13, 2003

oplix

A community cocksucker.

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.

by dave June 27, 2003

Liquidsmooth

A term used to describe a male that is so undeniably attractive to the opposite sex, that he can only be descibed as such, Liquidsmooth. In many cases such a male such attention from the opposite sex will trigger a reaction from other males, which can include jelousy, hate, anger etc. many of which will result in name calling, such as "Liquid you are such a girl", "Liquid you look like a girl" etc.

when I Liquidsmooth is constatly harassed for being prettier than most males (and females for that matter).

by dave January 27, 2005