Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

by Dave November 19, 2003

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 01, 2005

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

TLC

Tender Love and Care

That dirtmobile needs some TLC

by Dave April 26, 2003