peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 06, 2004

beercan

Jamaican pronounciation of bacon

aren't i funny!!

by Dave February 11, 2004

Hotity

An exceptionally hot chick
(Hot - hott - hotity)

Yo, Pam Anderson is one HOTITY bitch.

by Dave April 08, 2003

yingified

happy beyond all forms of happy

I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!

by dave September 20, 2003

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

PB

Paper bag. If a girl is real ugly and you wouldnt do shit with her unles she had a paperbag over her head.

"eww, that girls sick. What a nasty pb.

by Dave November 16, 2003

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003