Definitions by daN

speed bumps 

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

speed bumps by Dan May 14, 2004

monster 

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

monster by Dan May 12, 2004

mpuk 

larns with so much fun, no fuss, and so much meat.

Wizzo LOVES Helm.

mpuk by Dan May 8, 2004

Bejesus 

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

Mad Props 

A statement of recognition and respect.
Coined by Baltimore DJ Bill "The Thrill" Hill on his talk show.

"Mad Props" to you far a job well done!

Mad Props by Dan May 2, 2004

chav earring 

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth

you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard

chav earring by dan May 2, 2004

Mnyernergharghegn 

A noise of great frustration or confusion.

1.
"It's spaghetti for dinner again, tonight."
"Mnyernergharghegn!"

2.
"What is the pythagorus theorum?"
"Mnyernergharghegn!?"

Mnyernergharghegn by Dan May 1, 2004