daDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

daDebil

Da Prince of Darkness, Lord of the Flies, Lucifer, Star of the Morning, Satan, etc.

bubba: who iz a high tech red neck?
htrn: daDebil

by daDebil January 16, 2004

rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

by daDebil January 15, 2004